Bites: A
by Michael Goldstein
ANIMAL CRACKERS: Open the box! Tell Noah the flood is over!
APPLE JUICE: Coffee for babies
APPLE: The fastest way to meet your true love, or the fastest way to meet your true love?
ARTICHOKE: Are you going to hatch that pangolin or do you want me to do it?
ASPARAGUS: Marge Simpson pretending to be a tree today.
AVOCADO: All the body’s an avocado, your sprit the pit.
Author, Michael Goldstein, graduated in 2013 from Clark University with a B.A. in English, and a specialization in Creative Writing. He’s had a passion for Japanese folklore for many years, and his illustrated novel, Omagatoki: When Yokai Emerge, and the Yokai Character Collection best demonstrate his interest and knowledge, with their wide galleries of monsters stemming from the past. Michael has been a featured speaker at recent Anime conventions across the country. A New Jersey native, Michael currently lives in New York City, where he is enrolled at The New School. Visit Michael at yokaicomposed.wordpress.com, and follow him on Twitter @MichaelandYokai.
‘Bites’ is a 26-part series, released in bite-sized posts over the better part of February. Dig in!
2 Comments
So clever! Looking forward to tomorrow.
Hi Mike! I just love how your brain works. Similar to the Yokai Characters, its a mixture of intellect and humor. Congratulations for being published but still waiting for the big one. My Best, Deanna, A Fan.