Bites: H by Michael Goldstein HAGGIS: Hey girl, you like haggis? Because that’s an awful of haggis on your dinner plate. HONEY: If it’s…
Bites: G by Michael Goldstein GRAPES: Wine for beginners. GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICH: Someone ate all the chocolate chip cookies. GUMMY BEARS: The rainbow teaches…
Bites: F by Michael Goldstein FIZZY LIFTING DRINK: It’s like I’m drinking nothing at all! FORTUNE COOKIE: I could make an aphorism about the…
Bites: E by Michael Goldstein EGGPLANT: Nice hat EGGS: If you never break them, how can you get by in life? EVERLASTING GOBSTOPPER: Never…
To Understand What It’s Like by TJ Jarrett lying with him afterward is to understand that the bell of the honeysuckle—bent toward the four…
Bites: D by Michael Goldstein DAIKON: Would you like some Rogaine? DILL PICKLES: I found one episode of Rugrats on YouTube and the whole…
Bites: C by Michael Goldstein CANDY CANE: The state of gentleman is disproportionate to body size. CARROTS: We’ve all felt like a Hollywood star…
Bites: B by Michael Goldstein BACON: The tragic history of Francis’ bacon is too flimsy to not be whispered by the pan. BAGELS: Throughout…
Bites: A by Michael Goldstein ANIMAL CRACKERS: Open the box! Tell Noah the flood is over! APPLE JUICE: Coffee for babies APPLE: The fastest…