Bites: P by Michael Goldstein PANCAKES: The earth is your pancake. PEACH: “For the last time Sally, your little brother isn’t coming from space.”…
Bites: O by Michael Goldstein OLIVE: If you look through the eye, all you do is narrow your destiny. ONIONS: Cutting into something that…
Bites: N by Michael Goldstein NACHOS: Follow the leader and live the cheesy life. NONI: The frog lays her eggs and leaves them to…
Bites: M by Michael Goldstein MATZA: If we do not rise, we will eventually rise. MILK: Milk teaches us nature’s most basic colors. MISO:…
Bites: L by Michael Goldstein LEMBAS: I had a “for squares” joke, but I forgot it, so I’ll just say they look like tangrams.…
Bites: K by Michael Goldstein KEBAB: The planets align tonight. KIWI: No wonder they’re so rare. KRABBY PATTY: Now serving a multigrain bun for…
I Fully Admit the Role Vodka Played in my crying on your porch at two in the morning beneath my yellow umbrella. TJ Jarrett is…
Bites: J by Michael Goldstein JALAPENO: Big feelings come in small fingers. JAM: Everybody in the club getting tipsy… JELLY BEANS: Actual jelly not…
Green Onions by Meri Culp The song was named by Booker T. Jones, stating that when asked by Jim Stewart what he’d name the…