Bites: L by Michael Goldstein LEMBAS: I had a “for squares” joke, but I forgot it, so I’ll just say they look like tangrams.…
Bites: K by Michael Goldstein KEBAB: The planets align tonight. KIWI: No wonder they’re so rare. KRABBY PATTY: Now serving a multigrain bun for…
I Fully Admit the Role Vodka Played in my crying on your porch at two in the morning beneath my yellow umbrella. TJ Jarrett is…
Bites: J by Michael Goldstein JALAPENO: Big feelings come in small fingers. JAM: Everybody in the club getting tipsy… JELLY BEANS: Actual jelly not…
Green Onions by Meri Culp The song was named by Booker T. Jones, stating that when asked by Jim Stewart what he’d name the…
Bites: I by Michael Goldstein ICE CREAM: If you want an unexpected future, don’t expect a specific flavor. Author, Michael Goldstein, graduated in 2013 from…
Bites: H by Michael Goldstein HAGGIS: Hey girl, you like haggis? Because that’s an awful of haggis on your dinner plate. HONEY: If it’s…
Bites: G by Michael Goldstein GRAPES: Wine for beginners. GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICH: Someone ate all the chocolate chip cookies. GUMMY BEARS: The rainbow teaches…
Bites: F by Michael Goldstein FIZZY LIFTING DRINK: It’s like I’m drinking nothing at all! FORTUNE COOKIE: I could make an aphorism about the…