This piece was originally published in The Inquisitive Eater Anthology, which you can now purchase online.
For the umpteenth indelible
Time must I coax
My intractable mind-
Field my divine afflatus
And status a definite stance
To fit into my linty-tight pants
Or don my new winter dress?
I guess – I must eat less!
But
to be thin
mauled about
by the wind
Be bone cool
as a poor
skinny fool
in a mausoleum!
Don’t segue with me
Sweet slug, though I be.
Oh
Oh
Oh
Tomorrow!
Tomorrow I’ll have the sagacity
To conquer this endless mendacity
Why, I’ll even pay cash
To unfluff my cute ass
Then, I’ll gallivant about so thin
(With a lonely little chin) and be
Just a fashionable hungry scintilla of me
Kathleen Widdoes has been an actress for many years and has appeared off-Broadway, on Broadway, in Television and Film. At the moment she is a Reggio Student and earning a BA degree at The New School.
Featured image via Wikimedia Commons.
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