Bites: C
by Michael Goldstein
CANDY CANE: The state of gentleman is disproportionate to body size.
CARROTS: We’ve all felt like a Hollywood star at some point in our lives.
CASHEWS: Tiny boomerangs of health.
CEREAL: You are your own specially marked box.
CHEERIOS: A cereal that looks like it’s always screaming doesn’t seem very cheery to me.
CHERRIES: Two shall be the amount of cherries that shall occupy a stem, and the amount of cherries a stem shall hold shall be two. Three shall not be the amount of cherries occupying the stem. Four is right out.
CHICKEN: He crossed the road because I just turned on the grill.
CHOCOLATE: The forbidden fruit
CHOCOLATE FROGS: As if dissecting them wasn’t gross enough
CLAMS: The opening of a new journey.
COCONUT: I lost my real horse.
COFFEE: She’s gonna blow!
COLON BLOW: No more Taco Bell for me!
CORN: Looks like someone straightened out that banana’s life.
CRANBERRIES: Welcome to the Red Sea.
CUPCAKES: Muffins for experts
Author, Michael Goldstein, graduated in 2013 from Clark University with a B.A. in English, and a specialization in Creative Writing. He’s had a passion for Japanese folklore for many years, and his illustrated novel, Omagatoki: When Yokai Emerge, and the Yokai Character Collection best demonstrate his interest and knowledge, with their wide galleries of monsters stemming from the past. Michael has been a featured speaker at recent Anime conventions across the country. A New Jersey native, Michael currently lives in New York City, where he is enrolled at The New School. Visit Michael at yokaicomposed.wordpress.com, and follow him on Twitter @MichaelandYokai.
‘Bites’ is a 26-part series, released in bite-sized posts over the better part of February. Dig in!
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