
Bites: B
by Michael Goldstein
BACON: The tragic history of Francis’ bacon is too flimsy to not be whispered by the pan.
BAGELS: Throughout history, bread has always been the pinnacle of unity.
BANANAS: It’s a total inside job.
BEANS: Digestion turns into the simplest of comedies.
BEAVERTAIL: Hold still!
BEETS: Everybody in the club getting tipsy…
BLUEBERRIES: Can you see the ocean from here, Sal?
BROCCOLI: Sometimes deforestation is the answer to life’s simplest of problems.
BUTTERBEER: Hey Paula Deen, you gotta try this!
Author, Michael Goldstein, graduated in 2013 from Clark University with a B.A. in English, and a specialization in Creative Writing. He’s had a passion for Japanese folklore for many years, and his illustrated novel, Omagatoki: When Yokai Emerge, and the Yokai Character Collection best demonstrate his interest and knowledge, with their wide galleries of monsters stemming from the past. Michael has been a featured speaker at recent Anime conventions across the country. A New Jersey native, Michael currently lives in New York City, where he is enrolled at The New School. Visit Michael at yokaicomposed.wordpress.com, and follow him on Twitter @MichaelandYokai.
‘Bites’ is a 26-part series, released in bite-sized posts over the better part of February. Dig in!
1 Comment
Brilliant, just brilliant. Can’t wait for the next letter.